Nov 13
When Hookers Attack!!!!
A group of hookers/escorts invaded Istania today in search of business. They created objects in the sandbox and engaged in X-rated activities. Even when Istania admins where notified of the situation, the Hookers attacked with a C4 bomb which blew everyone in the sandbox across the map in different directions. The Hookers then continued to evade the authorities for the next couple of hours, while a single Berk’s admin bravely pursued them. A heated battle took place in the late afternoon. The Berk’s admin harnessed the power of a black hole to “black” them into voluntary exile. The Hookers rallied and counter-attacked by filling the entire sandlot, top to bottom, with SL porno ads in the shape of giant triangles. Theses triangles cannot be removed by the Istania admins…the Hookers were really good scripters. We must wait for the all-powerful, all-seeing, all-mighty Tarkus Octagon to lay the smack down on these Hookers and protect the citizens of Istania.
LONG LIVE TARKUS OCTAGON!
Here is what remains of this spectacular SL battle:
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haha, its too bad i missed the attack/battle. I was there w/ u when the hookers were looking for business..that was very strange. I dont know why they were here on Istania.
I was present for this. I attempted to fend off the prostitutes’ onslaught with my M60 machine gun, however, the force of the C4 bomb proved to be too much.
May this blog post serve as a testament to all those lost during the Great Hooker Onslaught of 2007.
Why Istania? Why did the hookers come to Istania? Very strange. Those hookers have way too much free time on their hands.
As a witness to part of the battle (until the black hole convinced me to sign off plus other events i had in my first life) I think they were thinking it was actually Penn State Berks. They did ask us if we were from Berks. I’m still trying to grasp the reason why there are actually hookers attempting to solicit on second life.
Why were they there?
Simple. Business. And they’re from Penn State Berks, which is just the next parcel over.
I don’t understand why they were on Istania either. Actually, I’m kind of confused why there are prostitutes on Second Life. Do people actually pay for a virtual hooker? I think that’s got to be one of the saddest things I’ve ever heard of.
I’ve been there for a few of these attacks. The other day I also found my self subject to the attack of bubbles popping and screaming f**k. There were hundreds of bubbles. It was hilarious.
I guess there are both advantages and disadvantages to having such an open sandbox.
It’s something like 7/10 of Second Life is pornography-related. You got to figure it’s gonna pour over occasionally.
They Came. They Spammed. They got pwned by Tarkus Octagon. Such is the stuff of legend, the stuff you tell your grandchildren. Yes, billy, I was there at the Great Hooker Onslaught of 2007. I’m a Survivor, Billy.